One camper. Kept like she's someone's pride and joy.

One camper: a 1970s VW bay-window in blue and cream, with a restored cream leatherette interior, chrome that gets polished the night before, and ribbons fitted in your colour on the morning of your booking.

Up to four passengers plus the driver, all with fitted seatbelts. We never carry more than that, whatever the occasion.

Yes. The wide side door and step were made for it, and Rob will always offer a hand. Big skirts, long trains and older guests are all fine — we do it most weekends.

We do, deliberately. One camper means one booking a day, cleaned, checked and prepared specifically for you rather than turned around between three weddings in an afternoon.

She is serviced on a rolling schedule by classic VW specialists and given a full mechanical and cosmetic check before every single booking. We also hold a contingency arrangement with a trusted local operator, so you would never be left without transport.

Please do. Viewings are welcome by appointment near Clitheroe in the Ribble Valley — bring your mum, your colour swatches and your questions.

The pop-top opens for photographs when the Lancashire weather behaves, which makes for some lovely shots. She is fully weatherproof and heated when it doesn't.

Ribbons and bows in your colour are included and fitted by us. If you have something specific in mind, tell us and we will usually make it work, as long as it can't mark the paintwork.

Biodegradable confetti is absolutely fine and photographs beautifully against the cream paintwork. We just ask for no silly string, spray paint or anything sticky.

She is a 1970s classic, so there is no ramp or lift, but the wide side door and step make her easier than most cars. Tell us about any access needs and we will be honest about what will and won't work.